
and not posting my last two attempts at a text post: A) i’m going to -attempt- to write some fic. ugh. B) my mother is bribing me into reading some (most likely dull) article by waving a box of lindt truffles in my face C) TUMBLR IS BEING AN ARSE D) mom asks what number cups of tea i’ve had today. lie and say one (this is my third) so she wont hide the english breakfast again E) i have to work at 245am and i really really do not want to
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ACTUAL QUOTE FROM ORIGINAL ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE WORKS:
JOHN SAYS: “… Miss Morstan has done me the honor to accept me as a husband in prospective.”
[Sherlock] gave a most dismal groan.
“I feared as much,” said he. “I really cannot congratulate you.”
-MY HEAD CANON IS OVERLOADED. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER, IF CONVENIENT. IF INCONVENIENT, TRY LATER ANYWAY-
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Lestrade is a detective inspector,
who gets weird cases sometimes.Sally and Anderson always giving him headaches.
Anderson: You’re not calling him again are you?Doom and Gloom up in his office,
Is somewhat appeased,
by his magic little cats that give him all the facts.
Cuz in reality they are his Odd Detectives, Fairly Odd Detectives,
John: Crimes and Chases,
Sherlock: It’s all for the Cases!Odd Consultants, Fairly Odd Consultants—-
—-And that’s really all I got. You guys welcome to continue or just change the song if you want to. This was just my attempt (hurr).
CREDIT TO doctor-john FOR THE CAT LINE. IT’S FIXED NOW!
Also Bonus Art:
Oh my god. This is awesome.
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dear god,
you must hate me. otherwise you wouldnt taunt me so much
sincerely,
mary
(Source: timeladyinthefireplace)